"Any given Monday, a fifty-year-old woman who is about to enter the operating room for an open-heart surgery decides to write me begging for help. She urgently needs someone to administer her huge fortune and share it amongst different NGOs. A few hours later, a young girl tries to persuade me to marry her in order to at last get the great inheritance her parents left her with the only condition of not being single at the age of 30. On Tuesday, an African attorney has chosen me to share the funds of a leftover account he’s found, and at the same time, I’m informed that I just won the British Lottery...